Alright, well maybe it's not a "hit single", but it's pretty amusing in my humble opinion.  Without further ado I bring you…The R S S  BANDWIDTH BLLLLUUUEEESSSS…... ;)

Correction: Apgologies…I incorrectly attributed this to the Lockergnome.  In fact it comes from Alex Williams on DecisionCast .  Apologies Chris.

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I woke up this morning
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To check the server logs
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And much to my surprise
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It was an RSS terabyte demise

I've got the RSS bandwidth blues
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Oh yeah, I've got the RSS bandwidth blues

I called up the doctor
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She said no more full feeding
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Uh-uh. Don't want that kind of news reading
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Well, she said, you better do something
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About all those dumb feeds
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That ping endlessly, like friggin' zombies

I've got the RSS bandwidth blues
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Oh, yeah, I've got the RSS bandwidth blues

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I called The Godfather
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What's the matter with you? He said with dismay.
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Aggregated feeds?
Come on. One blog, one feed…stop aggregating all those blogs today!

I've got the RSS bandwidth blues
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Oh, yeah, I've got the RSS bandwidth blues

And so I ask you
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What should I do?
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About RSS, that's looking more like Denial of Service, II

There may be a cure, said the geeks with glee
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They're just talking machines
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You have to give them a voice
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A little ingelligence, too
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Bring on the semantic web, please!